Nowhere to sit

Remember that time in junior high when you were looking for a place to sit in the lunch room, and the people you normally sat with were all away at band camp or on a field trip or home sick or you just didn’t have any friends and you genuinely couldn’t find any place to Read More …

What if it’s not just a few bad apples?

Most of you know about my recent fascination with Catholicism. Very few people know that I’ve been seriously considering joining the church. But it’s a delicate dance. One doesn’t simply “join” the Catholic Church. No, it’s much more complicated than that. In order to “join” the Catholic Church one must “convert”. And in order to Read More …

But, I don’t wanna be Jennifer Aniston!

You guys… I just remembered why I hate the 23rd of June. This was the day the ass hat left. 2 years ago. 2 FREAKIN’ YEARS AGO. How is it possible that it’s been two years already? I think this is where I’m supposed to take stock of my life and compare how much better Read More …

S’napping.

Seriously, you guys. Is there anything better than s’napping? And by s’napping, I mean, “summertime napping”. I’ve been s’napping nearly everyday. Usually during that mid-afternoon lull where you’ve finished errands and daily chores, there’s no justification for starting a Netflix marathon this early in the day, and quite frankly, if you spend anymore time reading, Read More …

And this is why I’m going to hell…

There have been some firings and hirings going on at work. (No, not me, you idiots. I’m awesome.) But it’s been happening to other people. People have been changing positions, leaving for more pay (translation: minimum wage), getting “let go” because they suck… You know, the usual. I had the opportunity to meet one of Read More …

Holy Crappers… I think I’m a little bit Catholic.

When I was in college, I was attending this charismatic, pentacostal, evangelical, non-denominational conglomeration of a church that hated women. It was weird. It was uncomfortable. It was… gross. The main reason I attended this church was because the “holy of holies” attended this church. You know, the campus worship leaders, the students on fire Read More …

Be careful what you wish for…

Be careful what you wish for… you might just get it. Isn’t that what we’re always warned about? You wish for something, that wish comes true, and it turns out the grass really was greener on the original side of the fence? I wonder if the same thing goes for what you pray for. Be Read More …

Since you’ve been gone…

Since you’ve been gone… Or rather, since I’ve been gone… Let me get caught up with the following series of interpretive images… Trump? Really? Not even this is as bad as that: Which pretty much leaves us with this: In the apolitical arena, this has been my life: Not to mention getting used to and Read More …

Ms. Evans needs a time-out.

Teachers… Have you ever had those times when no matter how many ways you approach a subject or how many techniques you use to teach it, or how many times you go over it, or how often you review it, or how often you beat your students over the head with the information… THEY STILL Read More …

Please hold while I transfer your call

So, I’m curious… Those of you who pray… how exactly do you go about praying? Is it one of those things where you recite verses or prayers memorized from your childhood? (Hail Mary, full of grace…. Glory be to the Father… Bless us, oh Lord….) Do you read them out of a prayer book? Or Read More …