Holy Crappers… I think I’m a little bit Catholic.

When I was in college, I was attending this charismatic, pentacostal, evangelical, non-denominational conglomeration of a church that hated women. It was weird. It was uncomfortable. It was… gross. The main reason I attended this church was because the “holy of holies” attended this church. You know, the campus worship leaders, the students on fire Read More …

Be careful what you wish for…

Be careful what you wish for… you might just get it. Isn’t that what we’re always warned about? You wish for something, that wish comes true, and it turns out the grass really was greener on the original side of the fence? I wonder if the same thing goes for what you pray for. Be Read More …

Since you’ve been gone…

Since you’ve been gone… Or rather, since I’ve been gone… Let me get caught up with the following series of interpretive images… Trump? Really? Not even this is as bad as that: Which pretty much leaves us with this: In the apolitical arena, this has been my life: Not to mention getting used to and Read More …

Ms. Evans needs a time-out.

Teachers… Have you ever had those times when no matter how many ways you approach a subject or how many techniques you use to teach it, or how many times you go over it, or how often you review it, or how often you beat your students over the head with the information… THEY STILL Read More …

Please hold while I transfer your call

So, I’m curious… Those of you who pray… how exactly do you go about praying? Is it one of those things where you recite verses or prayers memorized from your childhood? (Hail Mary, full of grace…. Glory be to the Father… Bless us, oh Lord….) Do you read them out of a prayer book? Or Read More …

Is this what my life has come to?

Yesterday I took a picture of things I bought at the store. Then I took a picture of the food I was making for dinner. Then I took a picture of Winston because he had taken my spot on the couch. I then proceeded to send said pictures to my siblings. Because clearly they would Read More …

S’up, Blogosphere?

S’up, blogosphere? First of all, let me apologize for my extended absence. I mean… seriously, Annie? You never write anymore. Everyone hates you. No one even cares anymore… loser. Which I’m sure is partially true, but I have missed writing, so I think it’s best if I get back to it, you know? So, let’s Read More …

Dear Coworkers:

So… Do you think… Maybe… We could just… You know… Sort of… NOT have complete meltdowns over really mind-numbingly STUPID stuff? I mean… I get it. I do. I mean… it’s like… really HARRRRRRRRDDDDDDD n’ stuff to like… walk outside n’ stuff…. when it’s like… really cold n’ stuff. And like… I totally know that, Read More …

Catholicism is hard, you guys.

So, being a protestant and working in a Catholic School can be a challenge. There are still a lot of things I don’t understand. Like the holy water, the genuflecting, the bowing, the transubstantiation… the list could go on. The thing is, I totally love, respect and admire all these things (Like, genuinely. I think Read More …

Is this thing on?

Holy. Crappers. It’s been so long since I’ve written on here, that I couldn’t remember my log-in or password. Worse yet, I couldn’t actually remember the name of my blog. That’s shameful. And pathetic. And for that I am truly, truly sorry. It’s just that… LIFE. All of a sudden it reared it’s ridiculously beautiful Read More …